Dear Jesus,
For christ's sake please stop telling people I know to stop taking thier meds. i know you get all twisted and stuff around your holiday but is it really necessary to be such a prick? We all know that there are weird things you do but can ya leave the BIO alone so I can sleep like a normal person? Can't you go cause a plague on Dells call center in Dehli or something instead? I would even be happy with making all Sprint techs have polka dots for a week...and they can be multi colored and sized.
We al face challenges and yours involved an involuntary tan and some hellacious piercings but dammitt man I had no part in it and woulda used duct tape..can't you take that into consideration please?
I mean really ya got your own jewlery line although seeing it would be like giving jackie kennedy a gun pendant but what the hay?, a fuckload of real estate holdings which even in this market are worth some coin and hundreds of biographies.. cmon what more could a person want? All I want is for the BIO to be a little more sane.
Do we have a deal?
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psst.. we don't believe in jesus. jews, remember?
ReplyDeleteGood jews dont write to jesus.. even if jesus is the pretty voice telling the evil one to not take meds. :P
Psstt. it's not like he answered ME :)
ReplyDeleteThankfully. :P
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should call BIO and see if he left a message for you? :P