what we have learned......

Things we have learned recently
1) Walking dogs rules in fact it can be most rewarding...
2) There are more douchebags here than possibly anywhere else and
3) Douchebag exclusivly refers to men
4) Sometimes you have to pay people to shut up...no, not to not say anything but to truly shut up...$5 works usually
5) It seems you can get time off of work for new tits but not vacation...hmm Ideas brewing ....do I want tits and time off.....hmmmmm....its a shame I cannot donate them to charity
More soon :)

a native american healer peom

It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing.

It doesn’t interest me to know how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive.

It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life’s betrayals, or if you have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain.

I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine, or your own. I want to know if you can dance with the wilderness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, realistic, or to remember the limitations of the human being.

It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling is true. I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself and if you can bear the accusation of betrayal and not betray your own soul.

I want to know if you can be faithful and therefore trustworthy.

I want to know if you can see beauty, even when it’s not a pretty day, and if you can sort your life from God’s presence.

I want to know if you can live with failure, yours and mine and still stand on the edge of a lake and shout to the silver of the full moon, “Yes!”

It doesn’t interest me to know where you live or how much money you have. I want to know if you can get up after the night of grief and despair, weary and bruised to the bone, and do what needs to be done.

It doesn’t interest me who you are, or how you came to be here. I want to know if you will stand in the center of fire with me and not shrink back.

It doesn’t interest me where or with whom you have studied. I want to know what sustains you from the inside when all else falls away.

I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moment.

Go go go 30/30 #24

After this morning 6 more to go and all I can say is ..goodie :)

FAILURE FRIDAY!!!!!!

Figures..only in the south?

Tagged .. Damm you Nyxie

Okay, Nyxie tagged me with the Tagged 8 meme. She's kinda evil like that. So........ here goes.

8 things I'm looking forward to:

1. Getting done with doing 30 yoga classes in 30 days so I can
2. Get some damm sleep dammit
3. Going to see Monsters Vs. Aliens 'cause I am cool like that
4. Having some bad for you movie popcorn to go with it and yes, with salt
5. Finishing a comp program I am working on
6. Running My first race (Yes Nyx I'll run with you, freak.)
7. Using my vacation time
8. Randomly petting stray dogs

8 things I did yesterday:

1. Did Yoga
2. Did Yoga again (really)
3. Wasted time on My Space
4. Took a great nap in the middle of the day (Bliss)
5. Thought about cleaning the house and ....
6. basically saying screw it
7. Cut the grass
8. Had a nice salad at TGI Fridays while being amused at all the ugly people at Sams Town

8 things I wish I could do:

1. Fly, but I am afraid of heights
2. Touch my g-dam head to the floor (long story)
3. Buy a 1950 Chevy and actlike I am cool... which I am not
4. Eat sushi now..right now.. not 10 minutes.. now dammit now now now
5. Have a job I truly enjoyed
6. Do every position in bikram yoga (see #2)
7. C-I-L-L my landlord
8. Go somewhere besides slowly crazy..crazier? not sure

8 TV shows I watch:

1. Any trash on VH1
2. Real World
3. American Idol when i am in the mood to sing showtunes
4. MNF
5. The first 48
6. Any MTV challenge
7. Anything where people hit each other and I can yell :)
8. ANTM (It's fierce I tell you)

8 People I have to tag to propogate this evil meme virus of doom:

I''ll get back to you on this

the 30/30 looking at #17

I'm tired, go figure? I'm always tired and sore AND hungry. But there's 14 to go and I am looking at #17 today. What I really want is a steak... and a beer.. and a piece of rebar to beat the sheep with.... I am still wondering what the heck I am doing as I pack and get ready to knock another week of 7 classes in 5 days out....ouch

Why?....just why?

The 30/30 update

So yesterday was the eighth or day #7 of the 30/30 challenge as I started on the second. Did my second double of the 30/30 bringing me to 7 classes completed. Today will be double #3 so I can bank for one extra day saved up just in case. Yes I am damm sore today and yes I would rather curl up in a ball (not rabbit) and go back to sleep but that aint gonna happen so on to day 7 :)

30 in 30 day 5 number 4

Did class #4 of 30 in 30 days last night with doubles set for wed and thurs to get me back on pace as I can't do class on weekends...yes I am crazy but no, not due to this :)

30 in 30...so it begins

30 Bikram in 30 days? Am I crazy? I guess we will see...Today is day 2 of my personal 30 day experience and I am 3 classes and we will see where it ends up...my goal is to be a consistant 215 or less which is only a couple pounds from where I am but to get 30 will be a challange. There will be at least 8 days of doubles...sacrifice for gain? Maybe....Pain equalling wisdom? Yes...

AND just for Giggles "Cat of the week" Pic

Peoiple who will never ever get dates....

Well maybe but not with anyone I know...

So its amazing what I think up.. Why Jews cant be gangsters

I am not sure why this popped into my head but I have several reasons why Jews cannot be gangsters.. here goes:
1) Jews get "Yo" and "Oy" mixed up which can be amusing..just think "Oy Oy Oy Vhats up me man?"

2)What Jew has ever just killed someone for no reason I mean really? " So she didn't like how I sung Hava Nagila so I popped a cap in her ass"

3) "Sleep with the fishes"? we don't even eat shellfish and what with all the yucky things in the water and not eating for an hour before swimming.....

4) Flashing money and expensive jewelry ( a word in itself makes me chuckle at buying a St. Christophers medal from Mordecai but that's another story) Again think " Vhat you gonna do with that shmutz necklace when a 401K gives yo uinterest and retursn? (It's why Jers LEND money ...reallly)

5) Two words "Analyze This"

6) Five words " you want a fresh one?" (in Nyxies world this may be a comment better suited for Mondays)

...more to follow