Ohhh it's been a fun couple of days living on the 13th ring of hell..so much in fact I have a special "things I've learned" (Chaos style)
1) In some circles it is ok to offer an androgenous 12 year old Tiawanese boy to a coworker as stress relief....not legal but ok?
2)When in a bar with 2 coworkers who have slept with the same manager it is hysterical to hear one tell the other "don't I always hook you up?"...moreso when you realize they do not know you know
3)There will be a new I Phone and it will come in pink and it may be given as a gift to androgenous Tiawanese boys
4)It may be great to lose weight but having to go clothes shopping amonst all the ingorant fucks here sucks and no, for the fourth time, I do not need my inseam measured..not even for an iphone, even if it is pink
5)People who give sarchasm (yes that's spelled right) need to be able to take it back or they too may be offered the androgenous tiawanese boy, a coke and a smile
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Aww... I can't measure your inseam? :P
ReplyDeletehey! who do I have to let measure my inseam to get a pink iPhone around here??
ReplyDeleteaww nyx as long as you use a proper measuring tool you can *nods yes*
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