Wednesday, March 18, 2009

"Leavin on a jet plane..."

But i know when ill be back again..on saturday night s-s-s-saturday night. I'll post how it goes in the town of joseph smith or whatever the fuck that mormon guys name is.. I am going to ask the missionaries at the airport about plural marriage and tell them my wife wants a second husband which should throw them. I will also ask if they believe in zombies and if I convert can I eat bacon on a bagel with cream cheese without it being a sin *nods n all*.. updates to follow
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4 comments:

  1. NyxmystMarch 18, 2009 at 7:28 AM

    All hail our mighty zombie overlords..... :P

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  2. PainEqualsWisdomMarch 19, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    I kept trying to offer the Mormon girls Red Bull and Scotch to no avail... I figured get them sloppy drunk in the airport And get pictures of a Mormon girl in the mens room doing gloryholes :)
    Damm warped fantasies SOMEONE stuck in my head

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  3. NyxmystMarch 19, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    Wasn't my fault!

    I seduce priests. :P

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  4. PainEqualsWisdomMarch 19, 2009 at 8:51 PM

    but BUT are you wearing a catholic schoolgirl outfit when you do that?

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