Hello me it's me again

Time to roll out the carpet, dust off the pen and write about fallen angels and whatever else comes to mind. i'll be in and out of here with the occasional rant. please be patient and enjoy

Ever Wonder about fingerpaint?

Ever just want to aimlessly paint bullseyes with fingerpaint and imagine hitting your head on them? ....me neither :)

Step away from the churros

Just an idea that popped into my head today... it may be a way to lead a more normal life.. or at least live longer..step away from the churros and regain some sanity

Things I've learned from Nyxie

Time to share some things I've learned from Nyxie in the past.. well I dunno ...while.....
1) It is not ok to mix non jew food (bacon....yummy) with jew food (bagels and cream cheese)
2) Zombies are real and walk around masquerading as shoppers at Wal Mart during the day
3) If you look close enough you can tell which ones they are.. they don't blink
4) Chocolate (on specific days) = friendship
5) Anyhting to do with Christopher Robin makes her twitch
6) PB & J is Nyxies favorite type of food..trailing sushi...and occasionally the aformentioned chocolate
7) Cats and q tips make Nyxie have nightmares....
8) We have decided that Alex, a mutual "friend" is so dumb he is a uniboob
9) Zombies are real dammit I swear!!!

Just some random notes and rantes

Just a few random notes form my travel to hades...err wal mart..please forgive if i offend, or not
White girls...do not add black girl hair weaves.. you do nto look cool and the closer normal people get the stupider you look
At McDonalds..learn to read the menu.. an order of " ill have a #12 but with no bacon or mushrooms" is asnine an 11 has niether... a 12 has bacon and a 13 has mushrooms
Also mcdonalds "choo wan banilla?" WTF if you are going to take my order speak english..how can you be a manager with "choo wan banilla?"
Also if you are stupid quit breeding..'nuff said

Why we run in circles chasing our collective tail

Thanks for coming and reading I appreciate it, it’s good to see so many of you and now, on with the show.
I’ve been thinking a lot lately, about sheep and how unfair it is to compare people to sheep……unfair for the sheep that is. We wander aimlessly from channel to channel looking for the weapons of crass delusion, for a cure for depression and for the thought that “wouldn’t it be great to see a country free from a government that kills and tortures innocent people? A government which tells people what to believe is best for them? A government run by the people instead of a select few? Do you ever think we can liberate ourselves from ourselves?
It has been said that “We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.” Yet we are a society that chooses to not read but to use tv and the media to teach family values and right and wrong to an entire generation. "Hmmm channel 2 or 4?" real creative.
We say drinking is bad and then let every mom and pop brand of adult beverage plaster thier name on everything they can....."hey lookit jimmies new Bud hat...goes well with the cammo pants and wife beater while he grills don't it?"
Drugs are another fun one...."Ooohhh were losing the war on drugs"....what a total line that is..it implies 1) we are fighting a war with people on drugs and 2) we are losing...c'mon now when was the last time you saw 2 people high on pot want to fight? They are just not that interested in it...the texture of wet grass is so much more complex to them. I mean seriously when was the last time a stoner walked into a gym and shot anyone? NEVER .....why because the were STONED soooooo point to the government....quit fighting and get high .. it'l be ok Barak I'll send you a pizza.......and some cheetos.
All of whch leads me to porn.....yes, porn...see porn is our most creative outlet it seems.....Let's all have a beer, get high and see what kind of weird angles we can find while playing naked crisco twister with our skype on....and who says we are not creative huh?
Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I do, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

Wow what I have learned

Its been a busy week (go figure?)
1) You can in fact scar your corneas by seeing horrific things like a 5'4" 400 pound womanin bright pink spandex....
2) There are people stupid enough to attempt to pry a door lock off a car witht he same door window rolled down..all the way down.. they will then take cds but in a fit of kindesss leave the cases
3) Ive learned that your kids can be true assholes.. now I dont have kids but I am sure my father has felt that way at some point
4) Pools are nice...sunburns are not