is it true? things i've learned?

so what's new in hades south this week?
well yesterday I learned that
1)someone will use the line of " so you're the little package that good things come in?' and
2)sadly it did not work but it was hella funny.
3)I learned that no matter how gangster you think you are if you ar ein a Pontiac Transport minivan you are not a gangster
4)I learned that Rhianna looked like the was fightingin the octagon according to police pictures and that
5)Chris Brown musta been channeling Ike Turner and
6) it seems she liked it as they are back together and
7) going to record a duet. I have a short list of titles Id like to offer up to them as a remake would be better?
"smack my bitch up" by prodigy comes to mind or anything by Bobby Brown in the "Coke and Whitney" years might work too?
8)I learned that some people whine and cry when they must do thier own work and we call them by name :)
more to follow