Sunday, May 31, 2009

Dear Jesus part 2

So Jesus I've been thinking,
It must be really tough to be blamed for everything by about a billion people. It must be tough to have to be asked about guidance but I guess people yelling PTL!! PTL!! Makes it all worthwhile? So my question for you Jesus for today is this: what the hell is PTL anyways? I think it might be a secret brainwashing code but I am not sure. I am sure you know the Brain Injured One (BOI) and she sure seems to demand a lot of your time recently. She seems to think that it was the conversations you two have been having (and thanks for answering her by the way) lead to her not taking her meds, for not being able to hold a job and for her overwhelming need to move to st louis, last month. All I can say to her insane craziness is thank you Jesus for showing her the crazy path.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

tv stands

TV stands… they are pricey. When you think about it. the stands out last the TV. Think of all the TV stands out there. They are like the plastic bags of furniture, filling up thrift stores and garages everywhere. They never go bad. they are built sturdy to carry the heavy weight. The just sit there…. No heavy usage no stains really, Just weathering time….Now all the analog TVs that have been filling our homes for years, what is to become of them! they will need to build thrift stores just for TV’s and their stands!

Sometimes pain does really equal wisdom...and it starts right here

Sometimes the decisions you make....or actions you try to do lead to lose-lose results and I have managed to be felled by one of these. My intentions were good...move the father to here.. get him out of the cold and into the great warmth and away form the madness that is, well madness. I was given the great task of having 3 weeks to do this including lining up doctors, finding him a place to live etc.. which all went wayyyy south. So as a result I am going to be in Chicago for several days starting this afternoon and get to bear the brunt of yet more grief... gotta love it

Monday, May 25, 2009

We all learn things .. they may just not be normal

Here are some I have been meaning to type recently
1) I have found the most effective method to stopping someone blaring rap at like.... oh 5 a.m. to to play equally loud Bocelli and sing to it....poorly
2) Singing in Italian if you do not know Italian works well as a karaoke type sing along
3) Getting up at 4 am to be at 6 doesn't work.. heck getting up at 2 may not work..hell not going to sleep wont help me be on time...
4) While singing the theme to Underdog is amusing the theme from Mighty Mouse can get annoying
5) I have found proof that stupid people walk among us . The one I can add about the guy "falling" of a casino parking garage roof after his beer might work?
6) They make pink guns...PINK and no, I do not one one
7) There are websites for everything. Here is one with instructions on how to make a sock monkey
and in case your sock monkey turns into a vampire here is how to kill it

Thought for today

The Supreme Court states that pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm. . . . Sounds like . . . every commercial on television, doesn't it?”

Sunday, May 3, 2009

To collar or not? An Alpha Male's quandary

So it is a beautiful Sunday here In Hades South. I am cleaning house and car with the windows open cranking F***ing Hostile by Pantera at the moment and contemplating my quandary of to collar or not. I realize this is a commitment and while having not the time I want nor need I do everything I may want to do this is something that I am contemplating still. She is spectacular and interesting and neither her baggage (by her admission) or issues have any bearing on my decision... it is more of is it the right thing for me to consider.... I'll share more background soon but now back to Pantera :)

Friday, May 1, 2009

Failure Friday :)


A tidbit from the edge

today is D day

Today at 7pm I will have made my challenge of 30 in 30. Damm it feels good to be a gangster :)