It's Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, Tuesday.. things I've learned

Fuck, here comes a doozie
1) It is bad to offer Red Bull and/or Scotch to Mormons in Salt Lake City's airport but can be exceedingly funny in ways one just has to see to believe. Let them try to explain why Red Bull is bad as your downing a 16 oz can of it and babbling incoherently in your own head from caffeine overload

2)it appears to be ok when you talk to Jesus but if the fucker answers you may be schizophrenic.. especially if he says you should not take your meds, or work, or repackage meat...more to follow

3)Parents in themselves may be wonderful and the superheroes of our youth but even superheros rust, their images tarnish and fade to a satiny luster of the exemplified image we held them in while younger. They become a slower, older version of themselves and at the same time may serve as a reminder to what we should and should not do in our quest to finally grow up

4) Those same parents may still teach us a thing or two about tolerance and understanding. I realize i will never be the man my father is. i am intolerant, inpatient, unwilling and unyielding compared to him. I will never accept things he does, I will never be able to do things he does and will probably never stop learning from him

5) Living on Red Bull for 5days will lead to 2 things weight loss and acting like a prick to damm near everyone who crosses your path on the 4th or 5th day. Sometimes it happens while at work and the results can be amusing as hell though. Just ask Captian Kirk aka "the chair commander"

6) Some friends have much more insight to things than I thought. J is one of them. Sometimes the patience that is displayed with the flakiness I can profoundly have is nice.

7) Running red lights appears to be an olymic sport native to Las Vegas and frankly it scares me

8)I found that it truly sucks to have to split up 35 pounds of meat and carry it down a flight of stairs and it sucks even more if you've paid for the meat too.. why 35 pounds of meat? why not?
I know .. why not 30 pounds or maybe 40? nope.... 35 seems to work out well

9) sometimes yoga is not the eye opening way to clear your head I figured it was always going to be.. sometimes it's just not hot enough to force everything out of your head, to clear the air or maybe i just need to work harder..who knows?

10)Yelling at asain drives who are going 10 under the speed limit while everyone elseis going 10 over can be rewarding..so much so thatyou may need to yell through a closed winmdow, over your stereo and towords thier closed window..bonus points if you imagine the hear you.

11) I've also discovered the secret to peace in the middle east...every other friday make the Jews, The Muslims and the Christians get together for cheeseburgers, fries and shakes. This meal violates everyones food doctrine and maybe since they are all sinning they will talk about real things? I was going to say fish tacos but who doesn't like a good fish taco, preferable from Baja Fresh?