Yup it's Tuesday...ya know "learn it, live it and share it with those who laugh at you day"...where to start where to start...
1) Not getting a job you wanted sucks but not as bas as realizing that
2) If you had bewbies you may have had a chance...and upon some research
3) Cheap bewbies are about 3 grand but
3a) GOOD ones are much more and
3b) giant oversized stripper tits can be 10 grand
That being said I am sure that
4) Some of my freinds would say that a huge rack looks good on me which
5) Scares the crap out of me although
6) Some guy won a hundred grand by having implants for a year and
7) There is a pic of him in a shirt that says "quit staring at my tits"
8) I've always wanted one of those shirts and a new pair of tits may be just the excuse? Who knew?.....
In other news...
9) I discovered that my new favorite word I'd douchebag which
10) Leads to funny discussions on douchebag varities.
11)I can run 3 miles still which serves no useful purpose other than realizing if I had giant fake stripper tits I'd have an excuse not to run too
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Umm.. I'm not thinking tits would be a good look for you.
ReplyDeletePlus, if you had a bigger rack than me I'd be pissed.
Oh, and you'd be constantly distracted by your own tits and never get anything done. Oh wait, is that a negative? I'm not sure.
I'd be more than happy to flash the morons that interviewed you if it would help..
Oh, and that shirt? Yeah, I so know what you're gettin for Hannukah this year. :P
See.. now all you have done is make it necessary for us to see pictures of the current bewbage.. and whatever else you want to share. That is the way it goes.
ReplyDelete*nods all solemn-like*
Wow Zani, you make it sound like you're making SUCH a sacrifice. :P
ReplyDeleteZani,
ReplyDeleteyou know the rules it's all quid pro quo around there.. so start sharing bewbage ;)
Oh well.. no loss for me. I have seen enough parts to be happy for now. Tony is rather possessive of my parts.. and so there is no sharing. I am good with that. *grins*
ReplyDeletei am possessive of my parts too but i may share some.. especially the ink..and unfortunately there's no cleavage here anyways?
ReplyDeleteplus the enjoyment of teasing works wonders for my headache zani :)
ReplyDeleteOkay.. I got permission. So remember.. you brought this on yourself. *grins*
ReplyDeletehttp://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5859/youaskedforit.jpg
*curls into a corner and just dies giggling*
ReplyDeleteAequitas - you're gonna have to come feed my cats. I'm dead now.
*giggle giggle*
*smiles* thank you Paula for making one of my small, yet wondrous dream come true :)
ReplyDeleteLOL.. Glad I could help ya out there hon. *grins*
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