So in my never ending quest to be a little more aware of my surrounding world her is what I have learned this week:
1) Nyxie apparantly has issues with cooking chicken and
2) some others need to do thier own math :)
3) i've found that I have a new word to describe somepeople i work with.. in fact its my new favorite word and its *tah dah* "douchebag"
4) the definition for douchebag is
douche bag
Function:
noun
Date:
circa 1963
slang : an unattractive or offensive person - and thats from Merriam webster
5) i found this one I like better: Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche - thats from urban dictionary.com
6) ive come to realize I know a lot of douchebags.... must be what i do for a living?
7) or maybe its just the tourists in the popped collar shirts?
8) i have discovered what I want to be when i grow up and it's
9) to be the unmoving pivot in my chaotic world.. i want to be still
10) and I know it wont happen cause I am more whirling dervish than slow motion
11) although i just realized my license plates expired in NOVEMBER and i have not put the new sticker that is in the truck on the truck and yet
12) divine will get stopped before me :)
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It is entirely likely that I will get stopped before you do ... however, I won't get a ticket. I won't even be in danger of getting a ticket. Wanna know why? Because I'm a woman, a cute woman, a cute woman with bedroom eyes who loves the cops, and they feel the love *grins*
ReplyDeleteA cute woman who hits on the cops by calling them gorgeous and psychically letting them know that she's all for giving them a blowjob to get outta that ticket.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing you won't go that far, Aequitas. :P
I have mentioned that I am a total cop whore, haven't I? I can't help it. I love them. They are just too sexy in that uniform. and yes, yes I do like the uniform just a smidge better when it's crumpled on my bedroom floor and I'm peeking at it from underneath 6 feet of buff goodness with a cock down my throat.
ReplyDeletewhat?
*clears her throat dramatically* You a ho!
ReplyDeleteyep! I da ho. They named a state after me and everything :)
ReplyDeleteYes dear. *pats your head and backs off quickly*
ReplyDelete*falls over giggling*
ReplyDeletei know, i know
i'mma psychotwatfromhell ..
chicken shit.
Yes, yes you are. Now take the meds and go sit in the corner with the pretty white coat on, damnit.
ReplyDeletewait so divine.. I DO happen to have a uniform in thee closet and several fifths of vodka.. is it ok I am not 6' tall?
ReplyDeleteYou're close enough *grins*
ReplyDeleteI can do without the Marine uni. I might strangle you .... lol
divine honey who said it was a marine uniform?
ReplyDeleteoooo what kinda uniform??
ReplyDeletewell.....i DO have a fremans uniform (dress blues too) :).. wanna play "rescue the hot woman "?
ReplyDeleteooOooOoOooOOO do I get to slide down the pole?
ReplyDeleteWow Kay.. subtle. Very subtle. :P
ReplyDelete*smiles sweetly* I never claimed to be terribly subtle, now did I?
ReplyDeletebesides, he started it.
Anyone expecting subtlety from DaDivine one.. at this point.. is certifiable.
ReplyDeleteShe is the ultimate in psycho-chicken. I just love that about her.
Now about this uniform.. does it come with pictures? Maybe video? of you in.. and out... of said uniform?
*blinks all inquisitively*
*grins!* ooohhhhh yes, video, pictures, something of said uniform .... and fireman's pole too!
ReplyDeleteGotta be able to not only slide down the pole.. but it must be able to endure LOADs of licking as well.
ReplyDelete*nods all solemnlike*
*blinks innocently*
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I have no idea what she means about the licking .. why would I lick a pole??? I much prefer to lick co.... ohhh I get it
*grins*
So how much will you all pay me for the pictures if I get them for ya...? :P
ReplyDeletewhy would i pay you when it's much more fun to talk him into sending them himself??
ReplyDeletesheesh *grins*
Because I can get better angles? *smirks*
ReplyDeleteif he can't get good enough shots, I'll keep ya in mind *grins merrily*
ReplyDeleteBesides.. since when has anyone had to pay da nyxinator for pictures of her? Especially if they are nude? Hell.. it took me thirteen years to get one of you clothed!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet he can get good shots.. lots and lots of them.. a shot on there.. a shot on there.. love a good pole shot. Yup yup yup. *licks her lips*
*falls over giggling*
ReplyDelete*dies giggling*
ReplyDeleteyup, ya only have to pay nyxie for clothed shots!
yanno, my mama always told me to stay off the pole ..... but i just. can't. help. myself. *purrss*
*blinks all innocent and doe eyed*
ReplyDeleteWhy ladies I have no idea why anyone would think there are any pictures or videos with sound of me anywhere? I am a petite flower of innocence
plus "quid pro quo" is in effect here :)
ReplyDeleteOh darlin.. while I appreciate your quid wanting to pro my quo.. there is enough violence in the world. You do not need pictures of my bus-driver butt. Love ya though. *grins*
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