Tuesday, February 24, 2009

another edition of "things I know know or have learned"

So in my never ending quest to be a little more aware of my surrounding world her is what I have learned this week:
1) Nyxie apparantly has issues with cooking chicken and
2) some others need to do thier own math :)
3) i've found that I have a new word to describe somepeople i work with.. in fact its my new favorite word and its *tah dah* "douchebag"
4) the definition for douchebag is
douche bag
Function:
noun
Date:
circa 1963
slang : an unattractive or offensive person - and thats from Merriam webster
5) i found this one I like better: Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche - thats from urban dictionary.com
6) ive come to realize I know a lot of douchebags.... must be what i do for a living?
7) or maybe its just the tourists in the popped collar shirts?
8) i have discovered what I want to be when i grow up and it's
9) to be the unmoving pivot in my chaotic world.. i want to be still
10) and I know it wont happen cause I am more whirling dervish than slow motion
11) although i just realized my license plates expired in NOVEMBER and i have not put the new sticker that is in the truck on the truck and yet
12) divine will get stopped before me :)

30 comments:

  1. It is entirely likely that I will get stopped before you do ... however, I won't get a ticket. I won't even be in danger of getting a ticket. Wanna know why? Because I'm a woman, a cute woman, a cute woman with bedroom eyes who loves the cops, and they feel the love *grins*

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  2. A cute woman who hits on the cops by calling them gorgeous and psychically letting them know that she's all for giving them a blowjob to get outta that ticket.

    I'm guessing you won't go that far, Aequitas. :P

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  3. I have mentioned that I am a total cop whore, haven't I? I can't help it. I love them. They are just too sexy in that uniform. and yes, yes I do like the uniform just a smidge better when it's crumpled on my bedroom floor and I'm peeking at it from underneath 6 feet of buff goodness with a cock down my throat.

    what?

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  4. *clears her throat dramatically* You a ho!

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  5. yep! I da ho. They named a state after me and everything :)

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  6. Yes dear. *pats your head and backs off quickly*

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  7. *falls over giggling*

    i know, i know

    i'mma psychotwatfromhell ..

    chicken shit.

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  8. Yes, yes you are. Now take the meds and go sit in the corner with the pretty white coat on, damnit.

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  9. wait so divine.. I DO happen to have a uniform in thee closet and several fifths of vodka.. is it ok I am not 6' tall?

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  10. You're close enough *grins*


    I can do without the Marine uni. I might strangle you .... lol

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  11. divine honey who said it was a marine uniform?

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  12. well.....i DO have a fremans uniform (dress blues too) :).. wanna play "rescue the hot woman "?

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  13. ooOooOoOooOOO do I get to slide down the pole?

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  14. Wow Kay.. subtle. Very subtle. :P

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  15. *smiles sweetly* I never claimed to be terribly subtle, now did I?

    besides, he started it.

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  16. Anyone expecting subtlety from DaDivine one.. at this point.. is certifiable.

    She is the ultimate in psycho-chicken. I just love that about her.

    Now about this uniform.. does it come with pictures? Maybe video? of you in.. and out... of said uniform?

    *blinks all inquisitively*

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  17. *grins!* ooohhhhh yes, video, pictures, something of said uniform .... and fireman's pole too!

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  18. Gotta be able to not only slide down the pole.. but it must be able to endure LOADs of licking as well.

    *nods all solemnlike*

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  19. *blinks innocently*
    I'm sure I have no idea what she means about the licking .. why would I lick a pole??? I much prefer to lick co.... ohhh I get it

    *grins*

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  20. So how much will you all pay me for the pictures if I get them for ya...? :P

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  21. why would i pay you when it's much more fun to talk him into sending them himself??

    sheesh *grins*

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  22. Because I can get better angles? *smirks*

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  23. if he can't get good enough shots, I'll keep ya in mind *grins merrily*

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  24. Besides.. since when has anyone had to pay da nyxinator for pictures of her? Especially if they are nude? Hell.. it took me thirteen years to get one of you clothed!!!

    I bet he can get good shots.. lots and lots of them.. a shot on there.. a shot on there.. love a good pole shot. Yup yup yup. *licks her lips*

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  25. *dies giggling*

    yup, ya only have to pay nyxie for clothed shots!

    yanno, my mama always told me to stay off the pole ..... but i just. can't. help. myself. *purrss*

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  26. *blinks all innocent and doe eyed*
    Why ladies I have no idea why anyone would think there are any pictures or videos with sound of me anywhere? I am a petite flower of innocence

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  27. plus "quid pro quo" is in effect here :)

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  28. Oh darlin.. while I appreciate your quid wanting to pro my quo.. there is enough violence in the world. You do not need pictures of my bus-driver butt. Love ya though. *grins*

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