I consider myself a calm and rational person....most of the time. That being said I do have a small specific list of people who piss me off to the extent of contemplated homicide and these are there stories.....
1) There's the guy who must speed up to cut you off and then run the red light..what the fuck? Are you training for some new olympic sport? If so where do I sign up so I can go buy a '72 Royal Monaco Broughm and go all death race on your ass
In no order 2) the guy who goes to the gym and decides to jumprope right in front of where everyone puts their keys thereby delaying my ability to leave and get chicken wings. Hey fucker I am not watching cause I give a shit or that ýou are good.....I am watching so when you fuck up and miss I can grab that rope and fucking choke you out for being a thoughtless fuck
And for now 3)And I say this with the utmost respect. You stupid fucking Nascar tourists. Yes you, the stupid fuck in the velour pants *points* YOU quit ruining Jennifer Beals pants huh? Oh and look both ways as we run red lights (see #1) and you'll get the ticket if you get hit in the big city ...
Enough for now I've got to go make a prison shank out of a toilet paper roll :)
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you know which ones piss me off? the ones that leave a turn signal on for 984 miles. I think after a mile, the car should automatically turn. That'll learn 'em.
ReplyDeleteI bet you don't even know HOW to make a proper jailhouse shank. :P
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