"The" list of things I have learned

OK here we go here we go..
1) Someone coming into the mens room and going "boy it smells nice in here" creeps me out
2) Small asain drivers over the age of 60 should not be allowed to drive in reverse lest they hit me again (twice so far this year)
3) My new favorite saying and least favorite thing to see is "hairy bunghole" especially bad when its a 400 lb woman in see through orange spandex at yoga....
4) -ve found that people seem to think that I am willing to put aside my beliefs for thiers....interesting...