What we learned this week

Well this week included some travel to distant lands (Chicago) and a lot of driving so here we go...forgive the rambling I am more tired than usual:
1) I learned I really like Cadillac Escalades after renting one for 4 days of mindless numbing moving
2) Flying for 6 hours to get somewhere to drive for an hour to get some where to start moving boxes for hours......sucks
3) It sucks even if it is your father
4) Especially for my father who rewarded me with stories of having anal sex with Marylin Chambers while there was 5K of coke laying around
5) I learned that 5K of coke is approximately 72072 ounces of coke at 2 16 ounce bottles for 2.22 and with a case of 32 cans being 8.99 at Costco you would have 17797 cans of soda if you are into recycling.
6) All that recycling may pay for a tank of gas for the Escalade which got about 12 miles per gallon
7) Discussing Owner or Master/Slave relations is tough over the phone when someone is new to them
8)Rosati's pizza is bad both in Las Vegas and in Chicago.. think about it.. how do you mess up thin crust?
9) My home is definitely Las Vegas..Chicago is nice but among other things the one I won is here.
10) I learned that Nyxie needs sleep or it's just bad....bad bad
11) Did I mention the Escalade?