I swear - I would not tell. Well, except for my dearest friends.. and only after swearing them to silence.. and of course they wouldn't tell.. and.. and..
Yep.. once nyxie swore us to silence.. we would only tell our dearest friends of course.. and they would swear to keep it to themselves... but after that you should be safe... truly.
It is little.. but it is cute... and I swear it keeps lookin at me funny.
Ohhh.. sorry. I tried to pet it and make it happy... it seemed to be doing a little better for a minute or so there.. but now.. does it look like it wants to throw up to you???
Yeah.. they are so sensitive that way. Maybe if nyxie kisses it and makes it feel better. She is always bragging about how good she is at kissing and stuff. Maybe she can make the little guy perk up a little more or something.
You want to dip him in chocolate? When he is so close to throwing up already? Okay.. makes sense. *hands nyxie the chocky* Tell him he is going swimming, nyxinator. And don't let him go back and hide in that marble bag back there too. *whispers to Kaykay* I think someone needs to get him more marbles.. looks like he has lost all but two. *nods*
so miss divine.. dip me in chocolate? do i get to dip you in chocolate and melt the good parts? or maybe decorate them? I hear they make chocolate beads and stuff now,,, if I give you some will you go all Mardi Gras on me?
Kaykay is not cheap.. sometimes she can be bought... but never cheaply. And she is not easy either.. most of the time. Do not mention chocolate though... or rough sex.. or chocolate and sex.. or.. well.. I am gonna go back to my search now.
Oh.. if you wanted cheap, easy sex.. without the price of a ticket.. there is always nyxie still.. and all you have to do is promise to leave her your body when you die. She has this thing about wanting to fuck a corpse. See how easy that would be?
It's just a small snack? a little nibble? Awww.. but even the little ones need someone to love them and lick them and call them Squirt. =]
ReplyDeleteI swear - I would not tell. Well, except for my dearest friends.. and only after swearing them to silence.. and of course they wouldn't tell.. and.. and..
ReplyDeleteYou buyin this?
awwww it's too little to go out all alone ... it just needs a friend :p
ReplyDeleteYep.. once nyxie swore us to silence.. we would only tell our dearest friends of course.. and they would swear to keep it to themselves... but after that you should be safe... truly.
ReplyDeleteIt is little.. but it is cute... and I swear it keeps lookin at me funny.
Paula! It's not nice to make fun of the disabled .. it just has the one good eye, after all.
ReplyDeleteOhhh.. sorry. I tried to pet it and make it happy... it seemed to be doing a little better for a minute or so there.. but now.. does it look like it wants to throw up to you???
ReplyDelete*cocks her head to the side and inspects it* yeah a little .. do we have an airsick bag somewhere?
ReplyDeletegeez Sis, you know the little ones get motion sickness really easily.
Yeah.. they are so sensitive that way. Maybe if nyxie kisses it and makes it feel better. She is always bragging about how good she is at kissing and stuff. Maybe she can make the little guy perk up a little more or something.
ReplyDelete*nodsnods* yup, mebbe if we dip it in chocolate and wave it around at her ... she's all psycho right now, lure her with chocky.
ReplyDeleteYou want to dip him in chocolate? When he is so close to throwing up already? Okay.. makes sense. *hands nyxie the chocky* Tell him he is going swimming, nyxinator. And don't let him go back and hide in that marble bag back there too. *whispers to Kaykay* I think someone needs to get him more marbles.. looks like he has lost all but two. *nods*
ReplyDeleteonly 2 marbles?! that is so sad Sis .. *dumps the little guy and nyxie in the vat of chocolate pudding, and goes to find the rest of his marbles*
ReplyDelete*goes back to searching for the sacrificial horny toad*
ReplyDeleteso miss divine.. dip me in chocolate? do i get to dip you in chocolate and melt the good parts? or maybe decorate them? I hear they make chocolate beads and stuff now,,, if I give you some will you go all Mardi Gras on me?
ReplyDeletego all mardi gras? fuck for beads? while dipped in chocolate? SURE! Only if you're going to lick it all off. Every drop.
ReplyDeleteevery warm melty drop that is dipped or rolls off you my friend
ReplyDeletedrops that roll off?? wtf? no way, you have to lick it up before it starts rolling off.
ReplyDeleteI WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE...
ReplyDeleteYOU STILL SHOULD NOT BE LETTING IT ROLL OFF ... GO GET IT!
ReplyDelete*googles "go get it"*.. hey look priceline has deals from BFE to vegas.. cheap too
ReplyDeleteoh, so you think i'm cheap??
ReplyDeletesheesh!
*looks up from her search*
ReplyDeleteKaykay is not cheap.. sometimes she can be bought... but never cheaply. And she is not easy either.. most of the time. Do not mention chocolate though... or rough sex.. or chocolate and sex.. or.. well.. I am gonna go back to my search now.
Oh.. if you wanted cheap, easy sex.. without the price of a ticket.. there is always nyxie still.. and all you have to do is promise to leave her your body when you die. She has this thing about wanting to fuck a corpse. See how easy that would be?
*smiles all helpful like*
Hey! Stop giving clues! Jeez Paula!
ReplyDelete*scribbles in book* thanks Paula I owes ya :)
ReplyDeletelmao no takin notes dammit!
ReplyDeleteunless you're takin notes on nyxie .. you can take notes on her.