Here are some I have been meaning to type recently
1) I have found the most effective method to stopping someone blaring rap at like.... oh 5 a.m. to to play equally loud Bocelli and sing to it....poorly
2) Singing in Italian if you do not know Italian works well as a karaoke type sing along
3) Getting up at 4 am to be at 6 doesn't work.. heck getting up at 2 may not work..hell not going to sleep wont help me be on time...
4) While singing the theme to Underdog is amusing the theme from Mighty Mouse can get annoying
5) I have found proof that stupid people walk among us . The one I can add about the guy "falling" of a casino parking garage roof after his beer might work?
6) They make pink guns...PINK and no, I do not one one
7) There are websites for everything. Here is one with instructions on how to make a sock monkey
and in case your sock monkey turns into a vampire here is how to kill it
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I want a pink gun. Can I have one. They make pink AK's can I have one of them too. Please!!!! Really I want one. Then when I pull it and the person is stunned motionless wondering if the pink gun is real I can blow their worthless brains out. It would be fun.
ReplyDeleteGrr without a pink gun I am forced to go find out how to make and then kill a sock monkey.
yuo can kill a sock monkey with a pink gun too
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean I can have a pink gun? Huh huh can I please? Think of all the problems I could solve with a pink gun. I have good aim and I can start with sock monkeys and then move on to target Practice with those who annoy, anger or just piss us off. It would probably changes people's attitudes.
ReplyDeleteSo, prety please can I have a pink gun?
Umm Psychotic female suffering from a Protein deficiency with a pink gun hunting sock monkeys. Scarey Concept!
ReplyDeleteSo can I just move on to the people who annoy, anger, and piss us off please?