I am not sure why this popped into my head but I have several reasons why Jews cannot be gangsters.. here goes:
1) Jews get "Yo" and "Oy" mixed up which can be amusing..just think "Oy Oy Oy Vhats up me man?"
2)What Jew has ever just killed someone for no reason I mean really? " So she didn't like how I sung Hava Nagila so I popped a cap in her ass"
3) "Sleep with the fishes"? we don't even eat shellfish and what with all the yucky things in the water and not eating for an hour before swimming.....
4) Flashing money and expensive jewelry ( a word in itself makes me chuckle at buying a St. Christophers medal from Mordecai but that's another story) Again think " Vhat you gonna do with that shmutz necklace when a 401K gives yo uinterest and retursn? (It's why Jers LEND money ...reallly)
5) Two words "Analyze This"
6) Five words " you want a fresh one?" (in Nyxies world this may be a comment better suited for Mondays)
...more to follow
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